New but Old!

Awright, hello and howdy to all!
I'm one of the elder dragons around here, pleased to meetcha, don't step on my tail.
Lemme see, how does this work...
There?
Yes! Ha-ha! Ok, splendid. Time to go digging through the horde - I know I have a few things to share with guests and new members here at Club Dragonland.
How about you, have you signed up yet? Go on, do it and tell me a story - I'm a sucker for stories and give out gold* to storytellers who can spin good ones.
Grar!
- TheDragonTurtle
*Ok, not gold. But, prizes!